i only have two emotions
- yeah man
- nah son
Last saturday i brought a guy home from the pub and as we’re going at it he asks me to tell him what i want, i told him to calibrate me like garuss cannons. I don’t think he got the reference.
#one of the many problems with being a nerd with onenight stands #they don’t understand my love references
if ever again a greeting i send to you
short and sweet to the soul i intend
when characters are like me: miranda
Things to be found in John Green books.
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
Why does she have so many products
im going to start a facebook fight on a one direction fan page
what have you done
Cat destroys roof at Olympic arena. [video]
Me as a cat.